Can a Louisiana Plaintiffs' Attorney Stop LSU Running Back Fournette?

September 30, 2015

LSU running back Leonard Fournette has been tearing up the gridiron. The Tigers’ monster running back — 6-1, 230 lbs — has rushed for more than 600 yards and 8 touchdowns in just the team’s first three games.

So far, there doesn’t seem to be a college football defense that can slow him down, let alone stop him. Is there anyone who can?

How about a plantiffs’ attorney?

Meet Montgomery “Sledge Hammer” Van Buren, an attorney who is here for all the trampled defensive ends and stiff-armed linebackers Fournette has abused.

“I’ve been stickin’ up for abused defenses all my life!” shouts Van Buren in a new “advertisement.”

Actually, it’s a spoof TV ad from the “SEC Shorts” series from that pokes some fun both at the college football teams Fournette has run right over — and at those shouty, “better call now!” trial lawyer ads that populate late night TV.


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